Jokes – X. A Man Walks Into A Bar … (1 of 2)
Date Posted: November 26th, 2009
A neutron walks into a bar and order a beer. The bartender
promptly serves him.
“How much will that be?” asks the neutron.
“For you,” replies the barman, “no charge.”
* * *
Charles Dickens walks into a bar – the bartender says,
“Olive or Twist?”
* * *
A fellow has been sitting in a bar for hours staring at a
girl wearing impossibly tight pants.
Finally, curiosity gets the best of him and he walks over to
her and asks: “How do you get into those pants?”
The young lady carefully examines him and answers: “Well,
you could start by buying me a drink …”.
* * *
A man walks into a bar and to his surprise he sees a dog
playing poker.
“Bartender, am I seeing things here?” the guy asks.
“No, it’s really a dog playing poker,” the bartender assured
him.
“Well, is he any good?” the fellow asks.
“Nah, every time he has a good hand, he wags his tail.”
replied the bartender.
