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Equal Partners
by Roland Ezri

Equal Partners by Roland Ezri

Equal Partners

By Roland Ezri

"Women are the backbone of all societies. They do a substantial part of the work, and play a major role in raising the future generation yet they are largely powerless. The decisions that count are made by men and foisted upon women."

Writings by Roland Ezri

Jokes – XI. A Man Walks Into A Bar … (2 of 2)

A man walks into a bar and with great difficulties sits
himself on the stool.

“One beer please,” he manages to say.

The barman politely informs him that from all appearances he
has had already plenty to drink and that he cannot be served at
this establishment.

Reluctantly the fellow climbs down off the stool and
staggers out the front door.

The same guy reenters the same bar through the SIDE door.
He asks for a drink, but is still turned down by the barman.
After a lot of cursing he exits the bar.

A few minutes later, he bursts in through the BACK door of
the same establishment.  The scene repeats itself with a
bartender who is getting increasingly angry and threatens to call
the police.

The guy carefully looks at the bartender and exclaims:
“MAN!  How many bars do you work at?!”

*  *  *

A man walks into a bar and asks for a beer.

“Certainly, sir, that will be one cent,” said the barman.

“One penny?” exclaimed the fellow.

“You heard me right,” answered the barman.

Next the guy looks through the menu and orders a steak, with
fries, and a salad.

“How much will that be?” he inquired.

“One dime,” replied the bartender.

“You can’t be serious,” exclaims the man.  “Where is the
owner of this establishment?”

“Upstairs with my wife,” replied the barman.

“What is he doing with your wife?” asks the man.

“Same as what I am doing to his business,” answered the
barman.

*  *  *

Two women go out for a wild weekend without their husbands.
As they came back, in the wee hours of the night, both of them
drunk, they felt the urge to pee.  The only place close by was a
cemetery.  Therefore, very reluctantly they went there.

The first one did not have anything to blot herself with,
so she took her panties off, used them, and discarded them.

The second one finds herself in the same predicament, but
would not hear of sacrifying her panties.  Instead, she used the
ribbon of a nearby flower wreath.

On the following day, the two husbands were exchanging notes
over the phone.

“We have to watch these two; I suspect they were up to no
good last night.  My wife came home without her panties,” said
the first husband.

“You’re lucky,” responded the second husband.  “Mine came
home with a card stuck to her bum that read ‘We will never forget
you'”

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