Equal Partners
by Roland Ezri

Equal Partners by Roland Ezri

Equal Partners

By Roland Ezri

"Women are the backbone of all societies. They do a substantial part of the work, and play a major role in raising the future generation yet they are largely powerless. The decisions that count are made by men and foisted upon women."

Writings by Roland Ezri


Mistakes creep in in a variety of ways and result in embarrassing situations.  It could be a TV show, a movie, written material,  a speech, and so on.  Very often the resulting bloopers are hilarious.  Two examples follow.


Collected from church bulletins:

– Don’t let worry kill you – let the church help.

– Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.

– For those of you who have children and don’t know it, we have a nursery downstairs.

– This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Cluck (Clark) to lay an egg on the altar.

– A special collection will be taken to pay for a new carpet.  All those wishing to do something on the new carpet may come forward and do so.

– A “Bean Supper” will be held next Sunday evening in the music hall.  Special music will follow.

– At the evening service tonight, the topic will be, “What is Hell?”  Come early and listen to our choir practice.


Collected from ads that appeared on the information highway (as the internet was then known):

– Illiterate? Write today for free help.

-This experienced mom will care for your child.  Fenced yard, meals, and smacks included.

– For sale:  mixing bowl set designed to please a cook with round bottom.

– For sale:  Antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers.

– Stock up and save.  Limit: one.

– Tired of cleaning yourself? Let me do it.

– Room for rent in a three-bedroom hated apartment.

– Our bikinis are exciting.  They are simply the tops.

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