Mistakes creep in in a variety of ways and result in embarrassing situations.  It could be a TV show, a movie, written material,  a speech, and so on.  Very often the resulting bloopers are hilarious.  Two examples follow.

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Collected from church bulletins:

– Don’t let worry kill you – let the church help.

– Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.

– For those of you who have children and don’t know it, we have a nursery downstairs.

– This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Cluck (Clark) to lay an egg on the altar.

– A special collection will be taken to pay for a new carpet.  All those wishing to do something on the new carpet may come forward and do so.

– A “Bean Supper” will be held next Sunday evening in the music hall.  Special music will follow.

– At the evening service tonight, the topic will be, “What is Hell?”  Come early and listen to our choir practice.

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Collected from ads that appeared on the information highway (as the internet was then known):

– Illiterate? Write today for free help.

-This experienced mom will care for your child.  Fenced yard, meals, and smacks included.

– For sale:  mixing bowl set designed to please a cook with round bottom.

– For sale:  Antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers.

– Stock up and save.  Limit: one.

– Tired of cleaning yourself? Let me do it.

– Room for rent in a three-bedroom hated apartment.

– Our bikinis are exciting.  They are simply the tops.

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