Equal Partners
by Roland Ezri

Equal Partners by Roland Ezri

Equal Partners

By Roland Ezri

"Women are the backbone of all societies. They do a substantial part of the work, and play a major role in raising the future generation yet they are largely powerless. The decisions that count are made by men and foisted upon women."

Writings by Roland Ezri

Jokes – V. Here And There (1 of 2)

Proctologists were up in arms. Their liability insurance
had increased by 50%. They complained that they were getting a
bum rap!

*  *  *

This man left a simple will:

“Being of sound mind, I spent it all.”

*  *  *

Why did Moses spent 40 years in the desert?

Even then men were reluctant to ask for directions.

*  *  *

Woman to her doctor: Every time I sneeze, I get an orgasm.

Doctor: So what are you doing about it my child?

Woman: I use a lot of black pepper.

*  *  *

Two women living in the same building were constantly
fighting. Eventually, the matter ended up in court.

On the appointed day, they presented themselves in front of
the judge. But, the judge was unable to determine what the
problem was, for they were still fighting.

“Ladies,” said the judge, “stop this nonsense this minute.
You will testify one at a time. Let the oldest one start.”

Apparently, the case had to be dismissed because the
witnesses refused to testify.

*  *  *

During the Sunday service at a convention of accountants,
the sermon delivered was called “The Sermon on the Amount.”

*  *  *

A dog walks into a telegraph office and dictate the
following to the clerk:

“Woof Woof Woof. Stop. Woof Woof Woof. Stop. Woof Woof
Woof. Stop.”

“How much will that be?” asked the dog.

“$10.00,” replied the clerk. “You’re also entitled to one
free word. Would you like to add another Woof?”

“Nah,” replied the dog. “That will change the meaning of
the message.”

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