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Equal Partners
by Roland Ezri

Equal Partners by Roland Ezri

Equal Partners

By Roland Ezri

"Women are the backbone of all societies. They do a substantial part of the work, and play a major role in raising the future generation yet they are largely powerless. The decisions that count are made by men and foisted upon women."

Writings by Roland Ezri

Jokes – IV. True Funny Stories

A woman was returning to England from Lourdes, France. At
custom, the officer asked her to open her luggage. There he
found a bottle filled with a colorless liquid. “What’s in this
bottle, ma’am?”

“It’s holy water from Lourdes for my auntie,” replied the
woman.

But the custom officer was suspicious. “Sorry, but I’ll
have to open it and check the content.”

“That will upset my auntie to no end. She wants the water
just as it came out of the holy spring,” said the woman.

But the officer would not relent. He opened the bottle,
pored a bit in a glass and tasted it. “It’s rum, ma’am,” he
exclaimed.

“Rum?” shouted the woman. “Lord be praised. A miracle.”


* * *
Bob Miller was taking his family for a week to a luxurious
resort in the Bahamas. Since his three children have only been
exposed to cottage vacations, he called them to inform them as to
what to expect.

“Mommy, the three of you, and myself are going for a very
nice vacation. We will have a small cottage just for us. We
won’t have to do any work. A maid will clean the cottage, make
the beds, and tidy the place. We will place our dirty laundry in
a bag; it will be washed, folded, and brought back to us. We
won’t have to buy food or cook. We will go to the restaurant and
choose what we like from a buffet. There are two large pools,
the ocean and a beautiful beach. There is also a play area
filled with toys and games.”

Little Janet, 3, clapped her hands in joy at the prospect of
being able to play in the play area. Nelson, 5, was over the
moon and couldn’t wait to swim in the ocean and the pools. But,
Eddy, 7, had a puzzled look on his face.

“Do you have any questions Eddy?” asked Bob.

“Yes dad,” he replied. “Why are we taking mommy?”

* * *
A woman noticed many years ago that red wine gave her a
headache. So she avoided it, and drank only white wine.

One day, she was invited, with her husband, to a banquet.
Because of an error in the seating arrangement, she was placed at
one end of the table and her husband at the other end. But no
matter, she was surrounded by interesting people and was
thoroughly enjoying herself. It took her a while, therefore, to
realize that she has distractedly pored red wine in her glass,
and has been drinking it all through the meal. And no headache!
In her joy, she lifted her glass and shouted to her husband at
the other end of the table, “honey, I don’t have a headache
tonight.”
* * *
The topic in a philosophy class has been whether there was a
God or not. Arguments went back and forth for a whole week.
But, this being philosophy, the matter was never settled.

On Friday, at the end of the lecture, the professor
announced that, due to personal reasons, Monday’s test was
postponed by a week. Just then, a voice was heard saying, “There
is a God!”

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