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Equal Partners
by Roland Ezri

Equal Partners by Roland Ezri

Equal Partners

By Roland Ezri

"Women are the backbone of all societies. They do a substantial part of the work, and play a major role in raising the future generation yet they are largely powerless. The decisions that count are made by men and foisted upon women."

Writings by Roland Ezri

Jokes – VII. Accountants Jokes (1 of 3)

An accountant is a professional who solves a problem you
didn’t know you had in a way you don’t understand.

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How does a tax accountant ensures his immortality?

By having a loophole named after him.

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When does a person decide to become an accountant?

When he realizes he doesn’t have the charisma to succeed as
an undertaker.

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Why would an accountant decides to switch to actuarial work?

Because he finds bookkeeping too exciting.

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An accountant visit the museum of natural history.  As he is
looking at the fossil of an ancient fish, a fellow approaches him
and asks:  “How old do you think that fish is?”

“440 million years and 10 months,” replied the accountant.

“Amazing,” exclaimed the fellow.  “How can you be so
precise?”

“I was here 10 months ago and the curator informed me that this
fish was 440 million years old,” replied the accountant.

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After reading nursery rhymes to his four-year-old, this
accountant asks the little fellow if he has any questions?

“Yes, dad, when Little Bo Peep lost her sheep, would that be
tax deductible?” asked the boy.

“No, son, but I like your thinking,” replied the dad.

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