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Equal Partners
by Roland Ezri

Equal Partners by Roland Ezri

Equal Partners

By Roland Ezri

"Women are the backbone of all societies. They do a substantial part of the work, and play a major role in raising the future generation yet they are largely powerless. The decisions that count are made by men and foisted upon women."

Writings by Roland Ezri

Jokes – VIII. Accountants Jokes (2 of 3)

As they watch their young son playing, the wife gently tells
her husband:

“He is such a sensitive child. Let’s wait until he’s older
before we tell him you’re an accountant.”

*  *  *

This accountant had just read the Cinderella story to his
five-year-old daughter. The little girl loved the story,
especially the part when the pumpkin turns into a golden coach.
After a moment of silence she enquired, “Dad, when the pumpkin
turns into a golden coach, would that be classified as income or
capital gain?”

*  *  *

A businessman tells his friend that he is looking for an
accountant.

“Didn’t you hire a new accountant a few months ago?” asks
the friend.

“That’s the accountant we’re looking for,” replies the
businessman.

*  *  *

A businessman hires a private detective to find his missing
accountant.

The detective informs him that he will need a description
and begins questioning him.

“Was he tall or was he short?”

“Both!” the businessman answers.

*  *  *

A woman goes to see her doctor with some alarming symptoms.
The doctor examines her and order a battery of tests.

A week later, when all tests are received, he calls her in.

When she enters his office, he has a solemn expression on
his face.

“Sit down please,” he tells her.

“What is it doctor?” she asks

“It’s bad news. You have a very aggressive cancer,” he
replies.

“How long do I have?”

“One year at the most.”

“That’s terrible. What should I do?”

“I suggest you marry an accountant.”

“Will that make me live longer?”

“No,” replies the doctor. “But it will seem longer.”

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