Jokes – VIII. Accountants Jokes (2 of 3)
Date Posted: November 12th, 2009
As they watch their young son playing, the wife gently tells
her husband:
“He is such a sensitive child. Let’s wait until he’s older
before we tell him you’re an accountant.”
* * *
This accountant had just read the Cinderella story to his
five-year-old daughter. The little girl loved the story,
especially the part when the pumpkin turns into a golden coach.
After a moment of silence she enquired, “Dad, when the pumpkin
turns into a golden coach, would that be classified as income or
capital gain?”
* * *
A businessman tells his friend that he is looking for an
accountant.
“Didn’t you hire a new accountant a few months ago?” asks
the friend.
“That’s the accountant we’re looking for,” replies the
businessman.
* * *
A businessman hires a private detective to find his missing
accountant.
The detective informs him that he will need a description
and begins questioning him.
“Was he tall or was he short?”
“Both!” the businessman answers.
* * *
A woman goes to see her doctor with some alarming symptoms.
The doctor examines her and order a battery of tests.
A week later, when all tests are received, he calls her in.
When she enters his office, he has a solemn expression on
his face.
“Sit down please,” he tells her.
“What is it doctor?” she asks
“It’s bad news. You have a very aggressive cancer,” he
replies.
“How long do I have?”
“One year at the most.”
“That’s terrible. What should I do?”
“I suggest you marry an accountant.”
“Will that make me live longer?”
“No,” replies the doctor. “But it will seem longer.”
