Equal Partners
by Roland Ezri

Equal Partners by Roland Ezri

Equal Partners

By Roland Ezri

"Women are the backbone of all societies. They do a substantial part of the work, and play a major role in raising the future generation yet they are largely powerless. The decisions that count are made by men and foisted upon women."

Writings by Roland Ezri

Jokes – XII. The Hick

Every country comprise a part which is regarded as not being as advanced as the rest.  Fair or not, the inhabitants of this region become the butt of jokes.  The country and the region in question will remain unnamed; I will simply refer to the “Hero” of the forthcoming stories as the “Hick.”

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The hick is visiting France.  A man asks him where he was born, so the hick tells him.

Man:  “What part?”

Hick:  “All of me, you silly Frenchman.”

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A girl asks her hick boyfriend:  “If we get engaged will you give me a ring?”

Hick:  “Sure, what’s your phone number?”

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The hick is purchasing a color television for the first time in his life.

Hick:  “Do you have color TVs?”

Salesman: “Certainly.”

Hick: “Give me a red one.”

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Q: Why did 18 hicks go to a movie together?
A: Because below 18 was not allowed !

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A hick orders a pizza; the waitress asks him if he wants it cut into 4 or 6 sections.

Hick:  “Four, please; I could never eat six pieces!”

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After the hick’s wife gave birth to twins, he vanished!  Where did he go?  According to his wife, he went looking for the other man!

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Hick:  “Excuse me sir, what time is it?”

Man:  “It’s 1:30.”

Hick (with a puzzled look on his face):  “This is really weird.  I have been asking that question all day, and each time, I get a different answer!”

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A hick was driving to Disneyland when he saw a sign that said, “DISNEYLAND LEFT.”

After thinking for a minute, he told himself in a resigned voice, “Oh, well.”  He then turned around and went back home.

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A hick purchased a puzzle.  It took him 6 long months to finish it.  Nevertheless, he was immensely proud of himself because on the side of the box it said:  “2 – 3 years.”

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